When a marriage ends, it is usually accompanied by intense emotions that too often result in terrible choices being made that end up hurting the couple and the children. You don’t have to be Gandhi, Buddha or any other kind of evolved spirit to have a “Peaceful Divorce,” but you do need to have the intention to do so.

Reality begins with language. 

What we tell ourselves, what we believe IS our reality. You can have any kind of divorce you want to have. You can tell yourself that he or she is a rat, pig, etc. who would never be reasonable enough to sit down peacefully and work out fair terms and that will be your reality.

As an alternative, you can have an inner dialog that will produce another result. It might sound something like this…

I am faced with a situation and I have a choice.

I can let my emotions run this thing, look for the most cut throat lawyer in town and go in for the kill or I can save my time, money and soul by avoiding court.

What options do I have that will make this process as pain free as possible?

How can I protect my rights and be fair to the other person?

I know everyone wants to get the best deal they can, so how can we set up a win/win?

The conversation you have with yourself and the informed choices you make determine what kind of life and experience you will have. You may be devastated by the news your spouse wants out. Maybe you are furious at what you perceive to be unreasonableness on the part of your spouse. You might be in a lot of different emotional places right now.

I know from many years of working in the divorce field that this is one of the hardest life transitions people face. The two of you are probably not getting along. Does it make sense to increase the conflict by hiring separate lawyers and spending precious time fighting when there is an alternative?

Think before you react.

What will serve you and the children (if you have any) best? The more money you can save, the better off you will be. The more you protect your co-parenting relationship, the easier your future life will be.

When divorce lawyers get involved in your life, things tend to get worse and not better. They bill by the hour. They have no incentive to calm you down and help you resolve your case quickly and inexpensively.

The more you fight, the more they get paid.

The end result is already pretty well known. Every state has support guidelines. Most experienced divorce lawyers can predict how property will be divided and when it comes to custody issues, who loves the children more than the parents?  Why would you even want strangers making decisions on how and who should raise your children?

Imagine the resistance that would arise in you if your spouse said,”I am going to do everything in my power to take the children away from you.”

Now imagine what your response would be if they said,

We have a job ahead of us. We need to work together to raise these kids. The children need to be with the two of us as much as possible. We need to make decisions that are in their best interest.

Doesn’t that create a whole other reaction?  Remember, reality begins with language. How you discuss divorce issues with yourself and your spouse will determine the outcome.

Couples need help in navigating their way through the maze of divorce issues.

• You need to know what the law is and what your rights are.
• You need help doing all the many forms.
• You need someone to help you negotiate the terms of the agreement but that does NOT mean you each need to hire your own attorneys.

In most cases they will create more problems than they will solve. The better answer is to find an attorney/mediator in your area who can calmly and peacefully work with both of you. There is nothing to fight about. Millions of couples have already litigated all the issues in your state. There are no legal mysteries that need solving. A lawyer/mediator can explain things to you and you can make informed decisions in a reasonable manner that saves you time, money and protects the children from being caught in the crossfire.

When both spouses are focused on getting out as gracefully as possible and have an intention to be fair and honest, miracles can happen. I do it for a living, so I know what is possible.

Peaceful divorce is NOT for everyone.

There are some people who are “high conflict personality types” but that is only about 15% of the population. That means 85% of the people are rational enough to see that they are better off avoiding the drama of court by working together. It is all a matter of taking a deep breath, calming down and analyzing the situation.

• What is needed here?
• What is the best way to do that?
• What results am I trying to create?
• How do I get there from here.

Once you start down the adversarial road by hiring separate lawyers and fighting in court, it is hard to turn things around. You only get one chance to have a peaceful divorce. Get informed about your choices.

I highly suggest you read Ed Sherman’s “Make Any Divorce Better!: Specific Steps to Make Things Smoother, Faster, Less Painful, and Save You a Lot of Money (Make Any Divorce Better!)”before you do anything. He has an amazing way of breaking down all the options so you can clearly see where you are and what to do next. If you have children it is so  important to protect them from a nasty divorce if you can avoid it and I believe most people can. If you believe that too, you are already on the right road.

No one goes into marriage thinking they will divorce one day, but if half of all marriages end in divorce, as the statistics tell us, the chance of a couple staying together are about 50/50, which may be a good bet or bad bet – depending on whether or not you like to gamble.

There is only one sure bet about divorce, and that is this: hiring a divorce lawyer will only make things more expensive and nasty.  I have seen some rackets in my day, but none surpass the self-serving nut house that is our adversarial divorce system. It isn’t bad enough that you are losing a spouse, someone you loved once and probably depended on either financially or emotionally, but if you go the lawyer route, you are going to be fighting a war on two fronts.  You don’t recognize it at first, but after spending somewhere $10,000 or $1,000,000 on attorney fees, the smart person starts to see that the only people benefiting from your divorce are the lawyers.  Anyone who assumes their divorce attorney is their friend and is looking out for their best interest is a fool who will soon be parted with all their money.

“Who is this broad with an “Esq.” after her name slamming divorce lawyers?” you may ask yourself.  If you are wondering if I am a bitter divorcee or have some other dog in this fight, let me assure you I am the voice of reason on this topic.  I have never been divorced.  In fact I have been with my husband since 1985, but I am the child of a divorce.  I taught emotionally disturbed children for many years and for eight years I was a divorce lawyer in private practice.  I came to the law with a bias for only doing what was in the best interest of children, and believe me that is not the focus of most divorce lawyers.  I saw some of the most heartbreaking results in court.  I saw a young child’s life ruined when custody was taken away from the only parent the child had ever known and given to a harsh, uncaring parent who was a stranger – all because the childless, thrice-divorced judge was in a bad mood that day.  Many, many  times I saw lawyers walk away with more of the sales proceeds of a family home than their clients got, which, of course, financially devastated the family.  Much too often, I saw false allegations of sexual abuse used as a tactic for getting a leg up in a custody battle.

If you had a job that paid you by the hour, and the longer you took to do it, the more you got paid, what would be the incentive for wrapping it up quickly?  If you didn’t know when you were going to work again, wouldn’t there be a tremendous temptation to drag it out as long as possible?  Try to find a divorce lawyer who will take a case for a fixed fee.  The nice ones are afraid to do so because of the sharks.  There are aggressive lawyers who will litigate the obvious if they can get paid for doing so.  When a lawyer is interviewing a new client and finds out one of these greedy pigs is on the other side, they know they had better get a big retainer because the other lawyer will never let the case settle as long as they can keep their client angry and willing to pay for a fight.  It is easy to manipulate an emotionally vulnerable client; a common trick is to give the client false expectations regarding what their outcome can be, so that if a reasonable offer is made, the client will turn it down because they have been led to believe they are going to get more than they could ever get in court.  An experienced lawyer has a very good idea about what the court will do in most cases (that is, if the judge follows the law, which isn’t always the case).  Instead of encouraging a couple to fight, lawyers need to calm the waters, tell their clients what the court will most likely do and help them negotiate a fair settlement.

When a divorcing couple is highly emotional and “thinking” with their reptilian brain (fight or flight, impulses coming from the survival level), it is hard for them to be rational enough to understand they will actually get more by working together and cutting the divorce lawyers out of the deal completely.  Like the maze of the Medina, where you have to hire a guide to get you in and out, our court system is so complicated, with forms that are hard to understand and complete, some people just give up and stay in unhappy marriages rather than deal with it.  Unfortunately most people equate divorce with hiring their own lawyers, and having “their day in court.”  They then invest so much money in the fight, they end up with an intractable position necessitated by their investment, which makes the case even more expensive. The secret to beating the system is to agree to be honest about your property and earnings, act reasonably and work together to settle your differences.

Peaceful divorce is an idea whose time has come. If you want a sure thing, gamble on lawyers and judges – you will lose every time.  My money is on mediation.

With the bombshell that Arnold had a baby 10 years ago with a member of their household staff there will be many advising Maria to go for the jugular. What woman wants to know her man had children with another woman while already married? This is the same issue that broke up Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall  and given what Maria has said about “being unhappy for years” it would seem divorce is inevitable. So what is a scorned woman to do? When there is a lot of money at stake, and as of 2006 his tax return showed he had $800 million there will be a lot of pressure on Maria to hire a shark divorce lawyer. If she is smart she will not listen to the Greek chorus of revenge and be the smart and classy cookie we know her to be.

Everyone knows how nasty a divorce can be. Even if you haven’t seen War of the Roses  it is no secret that the venom and drama of a litigated divorce is only exceeded by the high financial price. With most divorce lawyers charging between $300 to $750 an hour, it is no surprise that a litigated divorce in California, where each side has their own lawyer costs, on average, $45,000 each.  But when one has the value of assets as Schwarzenegger, legal fees will be in the millions. The tragic thing is that this is totally unnecessary. Arnold and Maria have been married 25 years. Everything they got while married is community property as long as the money came from either party’s earnings. While it may be necessary for a forensic accountant to sort out the separate and community property assets, this does NOT require a heated court battle. Property issues resolved, with limited use of attorneys.

There is one minor child, Christopher, who is a young teenager. At that age the court will listen to the child when deciding which parent should have custody. There is nothing to fight about when the children are his age. He should be allowed to live with the parent of his choice without any court involvement at all. A therapist would be the best person to determine the child’s desires and what is in Christopher’s best interest. No lawyers needed to settle this custody issue.

Spousal and child support are hotly contested issues because most divorcing spouses who earn more than their spouse resent having to give them anything. What emotional people lose sight of is that each state has a guideline formula for establishing child support. It is a simple math problem where each parent’s income or imputed income is part of the formula along with each parent’s time share with the children. Would you pay someone $750 an hour to determine that 2+2=4? There is more than enough money to go around in Arnold and Maria’s homes. Why enrich divorce attorneys when you don’t have to?

Even celebrity divorce attorney Raoul Felder is getting on the peaceful divorce bandwagon. No one has been a bigger shark than Mr. Felder. To hear him talk about the Good Divorce is like hearing a Tiger Mom to tell her child to take the weekend off and go to Coachella  but his newest book is advocating that couples should work together instead of going at it with knives drawn.

So what is the alternative to litigation? More and more people are coming to understand that mediation is the most rational response to divorce.   If you look at the property division in the Schwarzeneger/Kennedy case  as splitting a pie, doesn’t it make sense for them to keep what they have instead of letting the lawyers get a big slice? Does it really make sense to start a war over a 13 year old when the parents need to be able to get along well enough to raise their 4 children? When support is calculated using a mathematical formula does it really make sense to hire an expensive lawyer to litigate the obvious? Working together is usually the best way to settle a problem. Mediation works best when there is only one lawyer, the mediator, because no one is encouraging either side to fight, which is how divorce lawyers make the most money. A mediator who is also an experienced divorce lawyer can answer all the legal questions, prepare all the forms and help the couple negotiate their agreement. The beauty of mediation in a case like Arnold and Maria’s is that there is no public battle. The gory details of Arnold’s 10 year old child and who the mother is, etc. etc. will never come out if they avoid court. Let’s hope they listen to the voices of reason instead of those who would encourage them to fight.

America’s sweetheart is in terrible danger and it doesn’t come from her roving husband or his tattooed stripper girlfriend. Ms. Bullock will be the target of a lot of aggressive divorce lawyers. I am sure as we speak, the lens lice who thrive on the media spotlight and love to stand next to any woman involved in a high profile case, are seeking her ear while they call their publicity agent, because it is clear, these types of lawyers first priority is their own fame — not actually helping their clients.  High asset divorces are easy to settle. Just ask the King of All Media, Howard Stern.

There are not many people in the world with the kind of money and fame that Howard Stern enjoys and yet when he and his wife divorced, they used divorce mediation. He is not just the King of All Media, he is the king of peaceful and fair divorce. There must have been a chorus of voices urging him to hire the most aggressive divorce lawyer in town so that he could protect his assets and yet he knew the best way to keep the most money was to avoid divorce lawyers. He and his wife Allison had a discrete, fast and fair divorce because they chose not to make it a media circus by engaging in divorce mediation rather than litigation.

If Ms. Bullock was thinking clearly prior to taking the matrimonial plunge in 2005, she made sure she had a prenuptial agreement. But given her gentle nature, she probably didn’t protect herself by having a document that would outline who would get what and under what conditions. So what does she face now? She has what California considers a short term marriage which means any marriage under 10 years long. The spousal support laws that govern short term marriages overwhelmingly suggest that support be paid, if it is even ordered, no longer than half the length of the marriage. The higher earning spouse will usually be ordered to pay the lower earning spouse some kind of support. But, if Mr. James has any kind of pride, he knows he is the one who ended this marriage and should be ashamed to even ask her for support.

If he goes to an aggressive lawyer, James will be advised and encouraged to fight for every dime, even if he doesn’t want to. Aggressive divorce lawyers make it their business to take all steps possible to complicate and lengthen the case so they can earn as much money as possible. Very few divorce lawyers would look at a situation like this and say, “Jesse, you blew it, be a man and walk away with whatever you came into the marriage with and leave this lady alone.” The case would be over and the lawyer would make no money, so they would never give such sensible advice.

Property division is the next issue. All property purchased during the marriage that was paid for using funds earned during the marriage is community property and is divided equally. If either party purchased a home prior to getting married, but used funds earned during the marriage to pay the mortgage, that home is a mixed asset that is partly community and partly separate. It is not difficult to calculate the community and separate property percentages of the property, so there is really nothing to fight about. California is a “no fault” state so it doesn’t matter who strayed, or who is the “innocent” spouse. Community property is always divided fifty- fifty.

But let’s face it, Bullock doesn’t want his motorcycles and he doesn’t want her car. It is not a difficult problem to divide property, unless you have an aggressive attorney who is encouraging a fight. Remember, these people are paid by the hour. There is no incentive to wrap up a case quickly, fairly and inexpensively. Everyone should identify the community property they want and for all the disputed items, they can flip a coin one time. If it is heads, the older person can pick first, tails the younger person picks first, going back and forth until all such disputed items have been chosen. If you take this advice, Jesse and Sandra, I just saved you at least $250,000 in attorney fees.

Thankfully, America’s sweetheart has no children with Mr. James, so custody isn’t an issue they will have to deal with. But she has been helping raise his daughter from a prior relationship. Children bond with their caretakers and this little girl probably loves her step mother and should be allowed to continue to spend time with her. There is no way that this will happen if divorce lawyers get involved. When you hire a gladiator, there will be a fight. So the bottom line is this, there is nothing complicated in this case. People who are fair minded and reasonable should avoid divorce lawyers, court and litigation like the plague. Ignore those who are telling you to run to the meanest shark in town so you can exact vengeance on the other side. Show your true colors and work together in mediation so you can resolve your issues in a calm and private manner. You will save at least a million dollars in legal fees. That is another million you could give to charity. God knows the world needs more generous people such as Sandra Bullock, who has already given one million dollars to the people of Haiti. You only get one chance to have a peaceful divorce. Don’t make that drive to Beverly Hills to talk to that shark. There is a peaceful alternative!